Scaling new heights

A woman at work who is about 5' 11" is always complaining about the lack of available tall men. She's 48. At her age holding off for a man the right height is a luxury she can't afford. Although she was interested to read in the London Paper today that the world's tallest man is in London this weekend in search of love. At 8'1" he more than meets her requirements. Alas, he won't be getting his size 23 feet under her table for it would appear that he too has specific criteria to be met. The article says he prefers blondes and her cover-all-grey shade of the moment is dark brown. Oh well, nothing that a bottle of peroxide can't put right. Personally I think she's being too particular - as I keep reminding her, we're all the same height laying down.